Is life difficult for you? Times are hard enough these days even without any of a wide variety of maladies that can strike at any moment. A lot of times it's impossible to pin down exactly what the problem is. All you know is that something just doesn't feel right, something's missing in your life.

      If you're not feeling right, Cendorex may be just the thing for you. Contact your family physician to see if Cendorex can solve your problems.

Cautionary Note: Taking Cendorex can result in any or all of these side effects: dizziness, panic attacks, nausea, shortness of breath, high cholesterol, weak bones, short-term memory loss, dandruff, ringworm, nervous breakdown, carpal tunnel syndrome, diarrhea, kidney failure, measles, acne, hiccups, barnacles, constipation, stomach cramps, tingling of the arms, shyness, stubbed toes, binge drinking, sore muscles, attention deficit disorder, torn ligaments, vertigo, impetigo, dental cavities, folliculitis, sports hernia, heat rash, disturbing emotions, loss of hearing, frizzy hair, greasy hair, leg cramps, nosebleeds, frostbite, mild depression, flatulence, sciatica, baked hamstrings, floaters, scurvy, CPOD, facial paralysis, cellulite, shingles, multiple sclerosis, skin cancer, inflated ego, gorgonitis, torn knee cartilage, deteriorating dentures, osteoporosis, crushed ear lobe, oval apertures, sexual inadequacy, heartburn, melancholy, lymphoma, crocodile tears, flat feet, warts, upchucking, pregnancy, angina, fear of snakes, color blindness, aneurysms, smallpox, sleep apnea, hangnails, anemia, egomania, anthrax, rudeness, bronchitis, Feldman's syndrome, inflamed scrotum, fatigue, platelet disorder, insomnia, blatant selfishness, cardiac arrest, myopia, enlarged prostate, crushed vertebrae, runny nose, kidney stones, interior deterioration, rheumatic fever, galvanized femur, hodaditis, whooping cough, bad fashion taste, yellow fever, lazy eye, collapsed lung, warts, heart palpitations, chronic lumbago, general malaise, hardened arteries, dyspepsia, loss of memory, poor posture, bostumitis, inflamed larynx, hepatitis, lockjaw, menopause, persistent drowsiness, pancreatitis, tuberculosis, shortsightedness, corns, herniated discs, Oedipus complex, stage fright, punctured eardrum, detached retina, gravitatis, premature ejaculation, the bends, torn rotator cuff, bad attitude, HKWSDL, cerebral palsy, reflux, barfilitis of the blowhole, funfitis, facial tics, crooked eyebrow, enlarged gonads, deviated septum, astigmatism, low viscosity, sore knuckles, head lice, high blood pressure, encroachment, sinusitis, gonorrhea, alcoholism, fractated humerus, sand in your shorts, obesity, tendency to double fault, dilated pupils, blood clots, frazzled nerves, dry skin, fendiliosis, brittle hair, farmer's lung, tendency to go on tilt too easily, bloody nose, dislocated shoulder, albinoism, nymphomania, enlarged pores, irritability, AIDS, gravy lips, Spanish flu, false pretenses, hypertension, allergies, fear of puppies, bursitis, megalomania, twisted spinal cord, sex addiction, epilepsy, lost wages, dry mouth, loose lips, bleeding gums, enlarged platelets, wet charcoal, tetrametitis, charlie horse, rickets, droopy jowls, lost marbles, Patterson's disease, creaky joints, ingrown toenails, botulism, mental retardation, dermal infiltration, crabs, fibromyalgia, bulimia, torqued tendons, abbreviated backswing, low testosterone levels, duck hooks, indented chin, stretched eyelids, bowlegs, just plain bad luck, gafellitis, loose bowels, sweaty palms, loose morals, gonjonoria, the shakes, frequent urination, snoring, turf toe, cataracts, bloody snot, singed eyebrows, mumps, crying spells, Hodgkin's disease, floppy jowls, tendency to slow play pocket aces, hives, angina, narcolepsy, SARS, tonsilitis, false labor pains, swollen glands, malaria, indentured colon, chickenpox, itchy trigger finger, stretched trachea, dragged pivot foot, premature baldness, loss of balance, fendamitis, swine flu, pneumonia, the munchies, shin splints, autism, colic, Tourette's syndrome, lupus, cerrated pancreas, marfan syndrome, hyperextended elbow, fissured tongue, rice allergy, sore throat, Steve Blass disease, sore knuckles, severe depression, dumbfounded thalamus, mood swings, truculitis, plantar fasciitis, hemorrhoids, filariasis, cracked skull, rabies, inflamed nasal cavity, hip pointers, chilblains, Alzheimer's, bloated jowls, glaucoma, jock itch, canker sores, ingrown toenails, ulcers, lumbar pain, estebanitis, asthma, cracked thumbnails, colon polyps, scratched eyeballs, muscle cramps, crooked teeth, cirrhosis, eczema, trout lips, chronic fatigue syndrome, motion sickness, corns, alligator arms, hoof and mouth disease, aerial displacement, moderate depression, fear of palm trees, carbohydrate deficiency, weak tongue, random acts of stupidity, bone chips, spinal meningitis, overabundant ear wax, sunburn, fractitis, raccoon eyes, dengue fever, squeaky voice, decreased libido, the heebie jeebies, herpes, diaper rash, drooling, halitosis, phlebitis, glass jaw, toothache, influenza, dehydration, tennis elbow, farsightedness, carpenter's spleen, rug burns, internal bleeding, wheezing, phildasia, gray hair, Crohn's disease, dyslexia, Parkinson's, Lyme disease, sore feelings, dementia, crooked spine, giddiness, panic attacks, epilepsy, pituitary dwarfism, total bewilderment, water on the brain, twisted tongue, bloviated pancreas, dental plaque, jaundice, mad cow disease, restless leg syndrome, fiscal irresponsibility, ataxia, stupid grins, achy breaky heart, flared nostrils, West Nile disease, syphilis, chlamydia, any kind of depression, Graves' disease, cleft palate, scabies, choking sensation, fear of undercooked hamburgers, and any other disease, condition, or malady not listed.

      If you suffer any of these side effects while taking Cendorex, don't say we didn't warn you. If the situation is life threatening, call 9-1-1 or go to the nearest emergency room. After all, Cendorex isn't for everybody.

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